sillycarlos:

sillycarlos:

my mom and I got into an argument one time and then we started getting really emotional and she said “Obama means family” and I swear I never cried so hard in my life

WAIT IT’S SUPPOSED TO SAY OHANA NOT OBAMA THE PRESIDENT ISN’T PULLING MY FAMILY TOGETHER

(Source: queerasian, via learntoloveabeast)

caramelgoddessxo:

I’m having a conversation with one of my friends and I ask him, “What defines you?” and he responded with, “Nothing. A definition excludes the possibility for change.”

This is one of the best responses I’ve ever received to any of my questions.

(via tiedyetide)

piplump:

Pros and cons of boys:

  • Con: They’re dicks
  • Pro: Their dicks

(Source: piplump, via steff-uh-knee)

johnshavesfor-sherlock:

o-dawgtheinvincible:

sigmarikz:

certaflyably:

thirstingaintdead:

Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

  1. "Make me",
  2. "oh really",
  3. "is that so"

"prove it"

"What’s in it for me?"

"The Black Death was one of the most devastating pandemics in human history, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 75 to 200 million people and peaking in Europe in the years 1348–50 CE."

sexy

(via lumoslouis)

repvlsed:

i think the reason we love dreams so much is because it’s the best escape from the horrors of reality we have, and it happens repeatedly, every night, a constant getaway.

(via dontleaveyourselfout)

depressionista:

a true fact about spiders is they can’t run for extended periods of time because they have asthma. all spiders are nerds. even tarantulas. have you ever seen a spider dating a hot babe? i doubt it. spider flashing his cash in the club? nope. spider pulling up beside you at the lights in a lamborghini? never happened. they’ve got so many eyes because they love reading. nerds. all of them.

(Source: verylittlebird, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

hotboyfriend:

Dont be afraid to confess how utterly in love w/ me you are its okay 

(via determined-tobehappy)

"The brain naturally craves 4 things: Food, Sex, Water and Sleep."
- (via psych-facts)

(Source: psych2go, via psych-facts)